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Thursday, April 28, 2005
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through President Bush's Mind At This Moment
"Wow, his hands are as soft as Rumsfeld's."
"This is more action than I get from Laura."
"Thank God there are no cameras around."
"Should I invite him back to the house to watch 'Will
And Grace'?"
"I knew this would happen if I started drinking again."
"If this will lower oil prices, I'll do anything."
"Now Prince Charles is gonna ask why I wouldn't hold
his hand."
"I wonder if this will help me get re-elected in 2008?"
"What we need is a constiutional amendment to ban this."
"I'm officially the gayest President since Lincoln."
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"Why does the prince keep calling me 'princess'?"
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""His head covering is so white, he must use
Tide with bleach alternative."
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"Skin feels kissably soft."
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"Oh this reminds me--I gotta return that Nathan Lane
movie to Blockbuster."
Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
