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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Top Ten Reasons I Love Racing
"It's way more exciting than my previous job, running
an unlicensed daycare."
"When I win, 12 guys who smell like rubber and
methanol run over and hug me."
"Winning takes guts, determination and my lucky underpants."
"All the motor oil I can drink."
"Anything over 200 miles an hour I start making
noises like a kitty! Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow."
"Just so my neighbors know who they're dealing with,
when I mow the lawn I wear my helmet."
"Switch the "R" and the "C" in
'Racing' and you get 'Caring'."
"All the excitement of driving like a New York City
cab driver without the risk of getting shot."
"Between the g-forces and the fumes, I get a good buzz."
"In racing, Jose Canseco doesn't stick your ass with
a needle."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
