DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
TOP TEN SEARCH Search Results.
TOP TEN SEARCH Search Results.
WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, March 01, 2005
Top Ten Other Changes At CNN
Wolf Blitzer changing name to Blitz Wolfer.
When covering a hard story, reporters ask, "What
would Jack Daniels do?"
Every Sunday it's "WKRP in Cincinnati" marathons!
Reporters must make quotation marks with fingers when
calling Bush "President".
They're putting Lou Dobbs on steriods.
Every night, one lucky viewer receives an on-air physical
from Dr. Sanjay Gupta.
Last 10 minutes of newscasts achors sing hits from the
70s, 80s, 90s and today.
Let's just say Paula Zahn is now Paul Zahn.
Changing name to CNNN.
Interactive feature allows viewers to administer painful
electric shock to Larry King.
·
Paying Courtney Love $1,000 a week to make news and act nuts.
·
Just airing reruns of old NBC news with Brokaw.
·
Judy Woodruff has been asked to "shake her moneymaker".
·
More in depth reporting about kitties.
·
Each week Trump will fire one anchor.
·
Increase in number of reporters embedded with waitresses
at Hooters.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
