DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Top Ten Messages Left On Paris Hilton's Cell Phone
"You probably don't remember me, but we had sex about
3 weeks ago."
"Consider switching to Verizon, we rarely let hackers
steal our personal information."
"So this is the second most embarassing thing that's
ever happened to you?"
"Uh yes, I'd like to book a room for next Wednesday
night at the Detroit Hilton."
"It's Bill Clinton. I've been meaning to call you for
some time."
"Hey it's Pauly Shore--thanks for getting my name in
the newspaper."
"Sorry I missed you, you must be at work...just kidding."
"Hi, it's Christo. Wanna get freaky in Central Park?"
"You have a collect call from Dave Letterman, will
you accept?"
"Is there anything of yours NOT on the internet?"
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Couldn't you just write your number on a bathroom wall
like a normal person?
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It's Fred Durst. My number's been up 3 days and nobody's
called yet.
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This is the greatest thing to hit the internet
since...well, since you.
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Hey, it's President Bush. Thanks for not secretly
recording our phone calls.
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I lost track again---am I dating you or your sister Nicky?
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
