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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, February 07, 2005
Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses
"Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss."
"Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity."
"We were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could
think straight?"
"We're overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis
that is Jacksonville."
"Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes?!"
"Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them?"
"Should have campaigned harder in Ohio."
"It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good."
"Maybe being from the land of cheese steaks ain't a
good thing."
"When Tom Brady looked at us with those gorgeous
eyes, we just melted."
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"Devastated by Joan Rivers' bitchy comments about our uniforms."
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"Got logy after Donovan McNabb's mom force-fed us all
that Chunky soup."
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"When we heard 'Jacksonville', we went to the
Neverland Ranch."
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"After thinking about Bush running America into the
ground, left the crushing feeling of 'what's the point'"
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"Spent 3 weeks eating egg whites like little ballerinas."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
