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Friday, January 21, 2005

Top Ten Bush Goals For His Second Term
  
Fewer idiotic remarks; more hilarious pratfalls.
Add mother Barbara to Mount Rushmore.
Combine Nebraska and Kansas into new state: Nebransas.
Spice up boring state dinners with tasty fish sticks!
Improve communication skills from poor to fair.
Catch up on his "Smokey And The Bandit" collection.
Get Ray Stevens to write some funny lyrics for "Hail To The Chief"
Ride every roller coaster in the country.
Install remote-activated button in Oval Office so he can blow stuff up right from his desk!
Begin vote-rigging process for Jeb's White House run in 2008.
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