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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
Top Ten Questions George W. Bush Asked His Homeland Security Nominee
"Do you have previous experience securing homelands"?
"How will you make the terror alert system more
cumbersome and ineffective?"
"Do you generally get along well with people named Condoleezza?"
"Tell me again--who the hell are you"?
"If I have a beer during our Cabinet meetings, will
you tell Laura?"
"Be honest-would you really spend any time keeping
Delaware safe?"
"You're not a member of Al-Qaeda, are you?"
"May I refer to you as my 'Secretary Homey'?"
"Are you comfortable coordinating information among
the CIA the FBI, and KFC?"
"Is there any chance of you going 'McGreevey' on us?"
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Sorry, no top ten extras were delivered tonight!! Don't cry.
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
