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Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Top Ten Least Popular Christmas Carols presented by the
Late Show Carolers
Here comes Ron Artest, here comes Ron Artest, ready to
punch us out.
You're beginning to look a lot more attractive. / I've had
too much egg nog.
Have another dose of steroids. / Try the cream and try the
clear. / Keep it up a few more months. / You'll break Hank
Aaron's record next year.
I saw mommy kissing Bernie Kerik.
I bought no gift, my kids are sad, the house looks like a
dump. / We can't afford Christmas because. / I was fired by
Donald Trump.
O Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum. / Why does your name sound Jewish?
He's lost Ashcroft and Powell and Evans and Veneman /
Abraham, Paige and Ridge and Thompson / Can George Bush
forestall / losing his cabinet one and all.
What happened to Kirstie Alley? What happened to Kirstie
Alley? What happened to Kirstie Alley? She's as big as a house.
I'll be home for Christmas. / You can plan on me. / I'll
be home for Christmas. / Martha's busting out of the penitentiary.
Did you hear 'bout Cheney's daughter? Gay Gay Gay Gay
Gay, Gay Gay Gay Gay.
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight.
Olympic Volleyball Gold Medalists, Kerri Walsh & Misty May-Treanor In their full interview, the Olympic champs talk about Beijing, bikinis and Bush.
