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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Top Ten Signs You're Not The Most Popular Guy In Your High
School presented by Napoleon Dynamite
Your yearbook photo caption reads, "Unidentified Sophomore."
Your only friend is the one you built in shop class.
School song includes phrase about how much you suck.
Every time you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably
drifts to your frequent nosebleeds.
The stupid kid who gets his tater tots stolen every day?
He steals your tater tots.
Everyone's jealous of your tetherball skills.
Not only did you take your mom to the prom, you had to pay
her 20 bucks.
You can't dance like this.
"Lord of the Rings" figurines-50, friends-0.
How would I know? I'm like the coolest kid in school.
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight.
Brad Garrett's Bad Golf Day Ray Romano provides commentary for Brad's record-setting round of golf.
