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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Top Ten Thoughts That Cross Your Mind When Going 190 Miles
Per Hour
"Left turn, left turn, straight, left turn, left
turn, straight, left turn, left turn, straight..."
"Did I remember to Tivo 'Desperate Housewives'?"
"Oh yeah, the fumes are really kicking in now."
"Did I remember to take the supplemental liability coverage?"
"Uh oh, that wasn't Powerade--that was Pennzoil."
"Damn, that Jeff Gordon is handsome."
"My crew chief Jimmy Fennig is a genius!"
"I gotta suck up to him or else he'll tamper with my brakes."
"Turn three should have a McDonald's drive-thru."
"Maybe I should have put the top up."
"Wheeeeee!"
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Robin Williams The funny man takes a look at recent events at the Republican National Convention.
