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Monday, November 29, 2004
Top Ten Signs Tom Brokaw Doesn't Give A Damn Anymore
Lead story is always how much he won that day at the dog track.
New sign-off: "That's all I got, losers."
He's done the last few newscasts from his hot tub.
Refers to all countries as "Belgium."
Last week reported there's a treasure map on the
Declaration of Independence.
Reads news with a mouthful of Cool Ranch Doritos.
Already sold his anchor desk on Ebay.
His rambling editorial about the lousy service at Quiznos.
Begins telecast by "setting the mood" with
Luther Vandross.
During exclusive interview, he sucker-punched Ron Artest.
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Twenty minutes of last night's newscast was him explaining
how he picked his Powerball numbers.
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Long pauses in the newscast while he spins around in his chair.
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The phony Italian accent accompanied by the vigorous
eyebrow work.
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His new book is called The Greatest Generation Can Kiss My
Retired Ass.
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Attributed classified information to anonymous CIA insider
who may or may not be Leonard G. Holloway of Fairfax, Virginia.
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Returning from commercial break, winked and said
"That Levitra is gold."
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Keeps yelling at camera, "Quit looking at me and read
a paper, you hump!"
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