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Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Top Ten Questions Received By The Butterball Turkey Hotline
"If I put my phone in the turkey, can you tell me if
it's done?"
"How can I be sure it's dead?"
"Transfer me to the gravy department."
"Given the current market, am I better off renting a turkey?"
"Can I buy an extended warranty for my turkey?"
"I've never cooked a turkey before--is it like
cooking a raccoon?"
"When will the 2005 models be released?"
"Did you know your telephone number is one off from
the gutterball bowling hotline?"
"What's the best kind of stuffing to shoot from a cannon?"
"Martha here--how big a turkey should I get for 1,500
hungry female cons?"
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"What are your qualifications for giving turkey advice?"
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"What if my turkey coughs?"
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"When I die, will I meet my turkey in heaven?"
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"Where can I find my turkey's serial number?"
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"How can I break into the exciting field of poultry consultation?"
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"Can you help me and my friends settle a
turkey-related wager?"
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"What should I do if I suspect my turkey was murdered?"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
