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Friday, November 19, 2004
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library
"I'm sorry, this part of the library is strictly for 21-and-over."
"A library in Arkansas--well, now I've seen everything."
"The hours are 9 to ???"
"This is the first presidential library I've seen
with hourly rates."
"He has the largest collection of adult magazines
since Herbert Hoover."
"Don't forget to try the snack bar's impeachment cobbler."
"That concludes our ceremony--you're all invited to
stay for ham hocks and moonshine."
"Damn, Bubba has a huge desk."
"It's the only presidential library with a ladies' night."
"Security to the front--Kerry is here sobbing again."
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"Wow, they've even got a Roger Clinton impersonator
working the coat check--oh wait, that really is Roger Clinton."
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"Ladies, don't miss the computerized interactive
display where Bill Clinton denies having sex with you."
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"Admission is $7 for the main library, $12 if you
want to see the good stuff."
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"There's the bed where Bill almost accidentally slept
with Hillary."
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"Interesting fact-this building used to be an old KFC."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
