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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Disaster Movie
The big flood is averted thanks to half a squirt of Liquid Plumber.
Actor playing seismologist hero has all the charisma of an
actual seismologist.
Climatic scene kills of half the regulars on
"Hollywood Squares."
The big disaster? Duane Reade ran out of Bounce fabric softener.
Not only is the killer storm leveling cities, it's also haunted.
"Explosions" are just crew members shouting, "Pcchewwwww!"
Tornadoes suck up dozens of parked cars and gently put
them down in less convenient parking spots.
It's directed by Stuart Spielberg.
Dialogue includes many references to TGI Friday's
delicious mudslides.
The earth is saved by the hilarious antics of the Harlem Globetrotters.
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Instead of a mudslide destroying Los Angeles, it looks a
lot like some gravy being poured on a lego house.
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"There's a bumble bee on the loose in Nebraska!"
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Make-up artist simulates head wound by bashing one of the
actors with a lead pipe.
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Entire movie is from perspective of the tornado.
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It's a real-time account of a melting glacier.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
