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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, November 15, 2004
Top Ten Colin Powell Complaints
Never once received a card on National Secretary's Day.
Spittoons everywhere.
Hated the idea of working a single day with that
son-of-a-bitch Alberto R. Gonzales.
Rumsfeld smells like Old Spice and Chivas.
Condoleezza Rice showing up for late-night strategy
sessions in lingerie and heels.
Tired of Dr. heart attack getting all the attention.
Thought the commissary's "secretary of steak"
was in poor taste.
CIA jokesters who say, "I found weapons of mass
destruction--in my pants!"
Bush constantly asking, "so which state are you
secretary of?"
Too many old white guys.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
