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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, November 09, 2004
Top Ten Good Things About Being A 57-Year-Old First Time Mother
Baby Screaming? Turn down the volume on your hearing aid.
Sweet 2-for-1 deal on strained peas.
Bottle of Lipitor makes great rattle.
Somebody drooled on the sofa? Blame it on baby!
Nothing will put your baby to sleep quicker than a bedtime
story from AARP newsletter.
Don't have to worry about costly college tuition because
you'll be dead.
Able to calm crying baby with soothing hum of your pacemaker.
57? You're just a kid...provided you're a redwood tree or
one of those giant turtles.
When child asks where babies come from, you can honestly
say you don't remember.
People are already saying, "At least you're not 70
like Letterman."
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When your husband says he wants another kid, tell him
"Wait til I'm 114."
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It's an honor to be mentioned in the same breath as other
medical freaks.
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Goodbye old life, hello mall appearances and boat shows.
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Can use social security check to get kid awesome 5th
birthday gift.
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Child will be learning to drive around the time the state
is revoking your license.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
