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Monday, November 01, 2004
Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes
"With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at all."
"She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more minutes!'"
"That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."
"This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."
I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."
"So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al
Gore votes."
"Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus
three inches."
"Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."
"I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."
"I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no
sign of Dick."
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"Wow, Kerry really does look like a horse."
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"Cheney? I thought you said chain me."
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"Looks like he's raising more than taxes.
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"My name's Chad and it's hanging baby."
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"It is a hidden transmitter in the back of my jacket,
and I am glad to see you."
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"And then I tapped her to be my running mate."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
