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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, October 21, 2004
Top Ten Secrets To The Boston Red Sox Comeback presented by
Curt Schilling
Unlike the first three games, we didn't leave early to
beat the traffic.
We put flu virus in Jeter's gatorade.
Let's just say Pete Rose made some phone calls for us.
We asked Pokey Reese to be a little less pokey.
It's not like we haven't won a big game before--it's just
been 86 years.
Honestly, I think we were tired of hearing about the Patriots.
The messages of encouragement Martha sent on prison napkins.
We pretended the baseball was Letterman's head.
What'd you expect--we have a guy who looks like Jesus!
We got Babe Ruth's ghost a hooker and now everything's cool.
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
