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Tuesday, October 19, 2004
Top Ten Signs You've Purchased A Fake Flu Shot
The doctor looks a lot like the guy who hooked up your
illegal cable box.
You see the nurse filling the syringe with gatorade.
Instead of FDA, the vaccine was approved by FTD.
The "clinic" is in a booth at Red Lobster.
It has a 100 percent guarantee from physician "Dr. Pepper."
Diploma on the wall is from Cormell University.
This morning you had a fever of 183 degrees.
Label lists the active ingredient as nougat.
For another 39 cents, doctor offers to super-size it.
You're so loopy you're under the impression the Red Sox
beat the Yankees two games straight.
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You start asking questions and the guy administering the
shot swallows a cyanide capsule.
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The clinic where it was administered also provides
off-track betting.
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Doctor suggested you follow up shot by licking salt and
biting lemon.`
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The drug's from Canada and the salesman just fled for Mexico.
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Your flu is raging, but your breath has never been more
minty fresh.
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Before injecting you, your doctor asks, "Regular or decaf?"
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Instead of injection, administered to you through a straw
from an old Happy Days thermos.
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Label reads "Ingredients: Motor Oil, Nacho Cheese."
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
