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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Top Ten President Bush Explanations For The Bulge In His Jacket
"It's connected to an earpiece so Cheney can feed me
answers--crap, I wasn't supposed to say that."
"It's a device that shocks me every time I
mispronounce a word."
"Just a bunch of intelligence memos I haven't gotten
around to reading yet."
"Mmm, delicious Muenster cheese."
"John Kerry initially voted for the bulge in my
jacket, then voted against it."
"I'll tell you exactly what it is--it's a clear sign
this econonmy is moving again."
"Halliburton is drilling my back for oil."
"Oh like you've never cheated in a presidential debate.
"Accidentally took some of Governer Schwarzenegger's 'roids."
"If Kerry's gonna look like a horse, then I'm gonna
look like a camel."
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
