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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Dick Cheney's Mind At This Moment
"What should I do next--the phony chuckle or the
unconvincing smile?"
"Hopefully he won't mention--Halibur--oh crap."
"W. better be tivoing 'The Gilmore Girls'."
"Where's the girl with my Jack and Coke?"
"To get the female vote maybe it's time to rip off
the shirt and show some abs."
"Good God it's true--Edwards is devastatingly handsome."
"How the hell did the Yankees get shut out by the Twins?"
"I can snap this man's neck like a twig."
"That was the cue to bring out Osama! Where the hell
is he?"
"Let's quit the cat and mouse crap and take this out
to the parking lot."
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
