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Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Top Ten Things Auto Racing Has Taught Me presented by Mario Andretti
How to take the Arby's drive-thru at 135 miles an hour.
Chicks can't resist a guy who smells like motor oil.
How many of you losers know what a wicker bill is?
You can go to some fancy racing school, but here's all you
need to know--stand on it.
I'd trade everything for a talking car like Knight Rider.
You can win the Daytona 500 and still have no idea how to
check your oil.
My grandkids could sleep in until two minutes before
school starts and I'd still get them there on time.
Even if you're one of the best race car drivers of all
time, you still have to do crap like this.
Although it has nothing to do with racing, here's one
thing I know--The 2004 Yankees are going all the way, am I
right, people?
Never get in a car with Letterman--he's nuts.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
