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Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Top Ten New York Yankees Strategies For Winning the World
Series presented by Gary Sheffield
Blind opponents with light reflected off Jeter's World
Series rings.
Thanks to some scientist friends of mine over at Cal Tech,
Mickey Mantle will be playing centerfield.
We added a home run-hitting kangaroo and there ain't a
thing anyone can do about it.
Replace opponents' bats with hilarious novelty exploding bats.
Never swing at the first pitch and always hit the cutoff
man or some crap like that.
Can't think of a number 5 so check out these pythons, ladies.
Here's a secret I used when I won the World Series with
Florida in '97--in the postseason, give 112%.
Hideki Matsui taught us some crazy Kung Fu.
Convince Mr. Steinbrenner to spend a little money on this
team for once.
Hit a home run and Oprah buys you a new car.
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras today.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
