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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, September 24, 2004
Top Ten Things I Hope to Accomplish as Miss America
Foster international peace and harmony while looking
totally hot.
Blow scholarship money on beer and fireworks.
Always been my dream to be invited to a mall opening in Syosett.
Get Oprah to give a car to every United States citizen.
Give men all accross the country a chance to shake hands
with a woman they have absolutely no chance of dating.
Pry some of the jewels out of my crown and sell them on ebay.
Actually, I plan to spend the year on my couch eating
Pringles and watching NASCAR.
Fulfill my Miss America obligations without missing a
single episode of the new season of "JAG".
Well I hear there's an opening at Martha Stewart's company.
How could any accomplishment beat reading ten lame jokes
on a third-rate talk show?
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
