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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, September 23, 2004
Top Ten Messages Left on Cat Stevens' Answering Machine
"We at Iraqi Airlines heard what happened, so we'd
like to offer you 20,000 frequent-fatwa miles."
"I've been waiting to pick you up at Dulles for three
days. Where you at?"
"Hi, this is Hall and Oates. How can we go about
joining Al-Qaeda?"
"It's Johnnie Cochran. Without a trial in court, you
must not deport. Call me."
"I'm calling from CBS News to confirm reports of a
cat that can fly a plane."
"It's Britney. Sorry you couldn't make it to my fake wedding."
"I must have the wrong number--I was looking for
Steven Katz."
"Dude, It's Osama. I have an extra ticket to see
James Taylor. You in?"
"It's Casey Kasem. Good news! You're on the Jihad
Top 100."
"It's Sean Penn and Michael Moore. Wanna triple date
with the Dixie Chicks?"
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Sorry, no Top Ten extras tonight.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
