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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Top Ten Signs Your Kid Had A Bad First Day At School.
Already voted "Least Likely to Succeed."
His class schedule includes daily beatings from bullies,
teachers, and the custodial staff.
Lunch was whatever he could scrape off the bottom of his desk.
His school bus driver made him ride on the outside of the bus.
Got tackled twice in gym class--three times in algebra.
He comes home pledging loyalty to fearless leader Kim Jong-Il
When you ask how his day went he tells you to direct all
further questions to his attorney.
Homework on the first day: try not to be such a loser.
You know the kid everyone picks on? He got picked on by
that kid.
Your last name is McGreevey.
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Sorry, no Top Ten Extras today.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
