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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I've Won A Gold Medal
"Thinking soccer ball was Letterman's head made it
more fun to kick." Heather O'Reilly
"I'm saving on my gold medal insurance thanks to
Geico!" Lindsay Tarpley
"Now that the Olympics are over, it will be fun to
use our hands again." Cat Reddick
"I swiped a couple of miniature bottles of shampoo
from the Athens Marriott." Brianna Scurry
"We tested positive for being 18 really hot soccer
babes." Abby Wambach
"I regularly go to McDonald's to satisfy my
Olympic-sized appetite. I just made $10,000 for saying
that." Kristine Lilly
"It was such an honor to play in front of dozens and
dozens of crazed fans." Joy Fawcett
"Thank goodness I won this thing--on the way to the
theater my medal stopped two bullets." Julie Foudy
"I'm pleased to announce that I'm now Mrs. Bob
Costas." Brandi Chastain
"It's pretty clear who wears the pants in the faminly
now, huh Nomar?" Mia Hamm
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
