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Friday, August 27, 2004
Top Ten Ways to Make the Olympics More Fun
Gymnasts allowed to smoke during floor
exercises. (Tara Kirk)
Require Dutch track and field team to wear wooden
shoes. (Lindsey Benko)
Replace pommel horse with real horse. (Rulon Gardner)
Long jump, followed by high jump, followed by wide
jump. (Ali Cox)
Try to make every event a little bit more like
Yahtzee. (Patricia Miranda)
High dive tank full of sharks. (Pete Chipaloni)
Looser slots at Olympic Village. (Susan Williams)
Instead of National Anthem, play something by
Usher. (Maurice Greene)
We got badminton--What could be more fun than
that? (Sarah McMann)
Two words: Nude fencing. (Gary Hall)
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
