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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, August 26, 2004
Top Ten Ways New York City is Preparing for the Republican
National Convention
Special group rate on rental cars for all the visiting terrorists
To meet increased demand, extra muggers being dispatched
to midtown.
Seventh avenue sidewalks have been closed to taxi traffic.
Neckline being raised on Statue of Liberty's robe to John
Ashcrofts's specifications.
Hello Deli changing price of grilled cheese sandwich from
twelve dollars to seventeen dollars.
Three words: Bomb sniffing rats.
City has suspended alternate side of the street hooker rules.
At President Bush's request, the Empire State Building is
on "King Kong Alert."
While Cheney is in town, Waldorf-Astoria sign changed to
read "undisclosed location hotel."
Bill Clinton is showing up to the convention just to get
patted down.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
