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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004
Top Ten Questions on the Osama Bin Laden Driver Application
Can you parallel-park a camel?
If two car bombers reach a four-way intersection at the
same time, who detonates first?
Will you allow Osama to sit on your lap and steer?
You know you probably won't be around to redeem your
401(K) right?
When getting the car serviced, will you demand genuine GM parts?
Do you require a separate air bag for your beard?
Do you swear you're not working for the CIA?
At a four-way intersection, would you yield to an infidel?
Do you know how to say, "Hey goats--out of the
road!" in Pashtun?
How long have you been driving a New York City taxi?
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Sorry, no Top Ten Extras today.
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
