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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Top Ten Signs You're Not Going To Win A Gold Medal In Olympic Softball
Your religion forbids you from hitting anything with a bat.
You could hit .400 and still not be hitting your weight.
Only three players show up for the final game because
Oprah is on.
Because of travel agent, the earliest you can get to
Greece is November.
Your starting lineup includes six players from the
Montreal Expos.
Every time there's a pop-up, outfielder yells, "Run
for your lives!"
Your starting shortstop: the frozen head of Ted Williams.
Won't go to third base because you're "just not that
kind of girl."
Your pitcher leaves in the fifth inning to "beat the traffic."
You got nine players, one uniform.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
