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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, August 23, 2004
Top Ten Reasons I, Marion Jones, Love the Olympics
The pillows in the Athens hotel rooms smell like gyro meat.
Once I found a comb someone had lost in the long jump pit.
I had a chance to meet Danish badminton champ, Camilla Martin.
Put a gold medal in a change machine and you get like 20
bucks in quarters.
If you get nervous performing in front of big crowds, you
won't have that problem here.
Ten percent discount on selected Olympus cameras.
Ralph Nader keeps begging me to be his running mate.
Free Javelins!
I can use the Olympic torch to light cigars.
I'll likely get to go to the White House and meet what's-his-name.
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
