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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
Top Ten Signs Tom Ridge Needs A Vacation
Rides around in a chariot pulled by bomb-sniffing dogs
Recently announced, "We must destroy Norway before
Norway destroys us"
Has started posting nude photos of himself on the homeland
security website
Wore mickey mouse ears to press conference and screamed,
"I can't go to Disneyworld 'cuz of the stupid terrorists!"
Blew off terrorist briefing to see "Harold and Kumar
go to White Castle"
Wears slacks that match the color of the current terror alert
Before making important decisions, asks self, "What
would Courtney Love do?"
Issues separate terror warnings for squirrels
Stands outside White House all day screaming, "Condolezza!!!!!!"
Yesterday had lunch with Osama - - completely forgot to
call the cops
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
