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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, August 02, 2004
Top Ten Signs It's Too Damn Hot
It's so hot, Tom Ridge had raised the terror alert to "Sticky"
It's so hot, drug dealers are selling something called
"Iced Crackuccino"
It's so hot, Michael Moore's making a new movie,
"Fahrenheit 98 and Humid"
It's so hot, Randy Johnson is demanding a trade to Montreal
It's so hot, Jennifer Lopez just got engaged to Mister Softee
It's so hot, delicious hot pockets are now simply referred
to as "pockets"
It's so hot, Martha Stewart just got an inside tip on air conditioners
It's so hot, even Ralph Nader's campaign is showing traces
of heat
It's so hot, Courtney Love has an excuse for being
disoriented and unintelligible
It's so hot, hookers are charging 50 dollars just to blow
on you
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
