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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, July 30, 2004
Top Ten Signs Your Lifeguard Is Nuts
Because of paperwork, his rescues generally take 3 to 5
business days
That white stuff on his nose? Ranch dressing
When waves destroy a sand castle, frantically searches for
tiny people
If swimmers go out too far, gets their attention by firing
a spear-gun at them
When sitting in the lifeguard stand, insists on wearing a bib
Will only come to the rescue of people named "Larry"
Has a paralyzing fear of terry cloth
He's engaged to his whistle
Last week someone needed assistance and he said, "Ah
screw it - - let Aquaman take this one"
Keeps trying to give himself CPR
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Once performed CPR on a damp piece of driftwood
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Saw a surfer wrestling with a surfer - - saved the shark
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Boasts of having the tannest tongue at the beach
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Two words: seaweed hairpiece
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Charges down to the waterline screaming "Pirates!
Everyone out!"
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Will only work winters
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
