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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, July 29, 2004
Top Ten Ways John Kerry Celebrated Winning The Democratic Nomination
Got big "nominee" tatoo on his ass
Everywhere he went he'd shout, "democratic nominizzle
in the hizzouse"
A little flippin', a little floppin'
Wore something special under his suit to make him feel "pretty"
Hung out with Bill Clinton and 30 coeds from the
University of Massachusetts
Joined former democratic rivals to feast on the
spit-roasted carcass of Dennis Kucinich
Received engraved watch from Edwards; out of habit, threw
it away
While taking congratulatory phone call from Bush, got to
hear president crash his bike again
Botox til he couldn't see straight
"Caucused" with Teresa, twice
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
