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Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Top Ten Things Overheard During Teresa Heinz Kerry's Speech
I'm feeling 57 varieties of boredom
She's opinionated, loud and rude - - sort of like a female
Dick Cheney
The accent's pretty thick, but her english is still better
than bush's
Thank God the networks decided not to broadcast this
Pretty impressive - - she can spew obscenities in several languages
You know what's good? That Heinz gravy
Can someone ask Michael Moore to eat his doritos more quietly?
After the speech, I hear she's going to be out in the
parking lot rasslin' reporters
Ten bucks says Bush will have her deported by September
Hey, that's the bitch who told me to shove it
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Screw this, I'm voting for nader
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I don't think I can handle four years of this crap
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The Alaska delegation reeks of dead fish
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No wonder John Kerry always looks so stressed out
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Could we nominate her instead?
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
