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Friday, July 23, 2004
Top Ten Ways Bill Clinton Can Sell More Books
Two millionth copy sold will contain a free commemorative subpoena
Smaller words and pictures so current presidents can read it
Try to work in some crap about Da Vinci and his codes
Just admit that a good 85% of it is lies
Cut the chapter analyzing the white castle menu
Focus more on Clinton's alter-ego, the meek young student
who's bitten by a radioactive spider
Ask Al Gore to talk it up at the Barnes and Noble where he works
Maybe release another version that's 700 pages shorter
Hilarious Mad magazine-like fold-in that turns Hillary
into Paula Jones
Add visual aids to the Monica section
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Call old pals at the CIA and FBI, have them remove all
other books from stores
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I don't know, put a photo of Harry Potter on the cover
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15% discount if you've slept with Clinton
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Highlight the dirty parts
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
