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Thursday, July 22, 2004
Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky
Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon
Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a
3-gallon margarita
He eats frosting by the fistful
For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes
with the big front wheel
Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter
Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race
After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting
on french babes
Turns to the other riders and says, "oooh, I'm sooooo scared"
Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike
Has started selling ad space on his ass
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He trademarked the word "eight-seven-peat"
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Challenged Barry Bonds to a home run hitting contest
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More and more when you talk to him, he seems under the
delusion he's spiderman
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Just entered his bicycle in the daytona 500
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Already rented out Chuck E. Cheese for the victory party
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
