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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, July 21, 2004
Top Ten Ways I, P. Diddy, Am Getting People To Vote
"To make voting hip, we're putting velvet ropes and
bouncers outside the voting booths"
"I asked the CIA to fabricate some convincing data I
can use"
"Register today and receive a complimentary decanter
of courvosier"
"I will personally pimp out each candidates campaign bus"
"In general, just trying to make the whole voting
process more Diddy-ish"
"To show people how easy it is, this November I'll be
voting several times"
"Anyone who doesn't register to vote will receive
nude photos of Ralph Nader"
"Remember 'Hands Across America'? Yeah, well, we
ain't doin' that"
"I'm designing a line of super-stylish voting pants"
"On the ballots the candidates will be listed as P.
Kerry and George Diddy Bush"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
