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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Top Ten Perks Of Winning The British Open presented by Todd Hamilton
"Everywhere I go, I'm recognized by middle-aged fat guys"
"Whenever Tiger Woods and about a dozen other guys
turn down an endorsement deal, I get the call"
"Claret Jug is full of Sambuca"
"Get to appear on MTV's 'Pimp My Cart'"
"If you beat your caddie with a pitching wedge, the
PGA looks the other way"
"President Bush called me - - he kept calling me
Ernie, but it was still nice"
"Certain my boyhood home in Oquawka, Illinois will
soon become the #1 tourist spot in America"
"You become a household name like past winners David
Brown and George Duncan"
"For the next week only, Big Ben will be renamed 'Big Todd'"
"I've been filling up some divots, if you know what I mean"
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"I can play any course in the world without wearing pants"
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"When in Europe, I can now drive on whichever side of
the street I damn well please"
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"I'm 28th in line to the throne"
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"Now when I walk on the course, they crank Aerosmith"
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"Check it out, I got a free copy of Caddyshack on DVD"
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"My new caddy? Jennifer Lopez"
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"Two year supply of fried blood sausage"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
