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Monday, July 19, 2004
Top Ten Things Yelled By Dumb Guys While Watching "I, Robot"
Try tickling them - - maybe robots is ticklish
Don't kill the fresh prince! Take me instead!
Who needs popcorn? The butter's good by itself
Come on, get to the hot robot lovin'
Isn't this 'I, Spider-man'?
Rumor has it, later the robot has sex with the pie
I believe grammatically it should be 'me, robot'
I hear this is based on the novel by Isaac Asimov's robot
I think some of them robots is on robo-steroids
Let Cheney run the country, I'm watching the movie!
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I, dumb guy, want my damn money back!
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I got a milk dud wedged in my nostril!
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Here robot robot! Here robot robot!
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That robot looks just like Will Smith!
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Will you marry me, I, robot?
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Hey, where's Jazzy Jeff?
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
