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Thursday, July 15, 2004
Top Ten Signs Bush Might Be Getting Ready To Dump Cheney
Cheney's official white house parking space is now in West Virginia
Latest bumper stickers read: "vote for Bush and (to
be determined)"
CIA says it has indisputable evidence that Cheney will
remain on the ticket
Cheney's been asking crooked oil companies if they have
any job openings
All the white house defibrillator stations have been removed
Cheney's new I.D. card reads "valid through next Tuesday"
G.O.P. has spent 20 million dollars on campaign
commercials giving exact location of Cheney's undisclosed location
Rumsfeld keeps jumping out at him from behind doors
yelling, "boo!"
As with all major decisions, he's asked Cheney to figure
out the best way to terminate the Vice President
Bush asked his dad if he still has Quayle's number
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New York Post cover story announcing "Bush picks Cheney"
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Bush told Cheney "I'm gonna dump you like Halliburton
dumps toxic sludge"
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Bush doesn't seem to find Cheney's heart attacks cute anymore
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Bush no longer bothering to keep Cheney away from the ribs
and cheese fries
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He was overheard telling Cheney, "I have some
enlarged diseased heartbreaking news
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
