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Wednesday, July 14, 2004

Top Ten Ways To Make The All-Star Game More Exciting
  
Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's "what up gangsta"
Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd execute 'em
Two words: monkey umpires
Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven bucks an hour
Nine starters, eight uniforms
Seventh inning players' wife-swap
One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Expos in 2005
Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno
Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing supplements...oh wait, they already do that
Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked bud selig
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