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Thursday, July 01, 2004
Top Ten Things Overheard At Saddam Hussein's Court Appearance
If the mustache don't fit, you must acquit
Rather than 'murderous dictator, ' I'd prefer 'genocidal maniac'
Is it me or is Saddam just the most adorable thing you've
ever seen?
He's obviously had a queer makeover
If you wanted a lawyer, Mr. Hussein, maybe you should've
thought about that before you had them all killed
You think prison scares me? I lived in a damn spider-hole
I'll be released as soon as Kerry takes over
Wow, Saddam sort of looks like Robert Wagner
Saddam is the most evil man the world has ever known - -
not counting Dick Cheney
That's cute - - out of habit, Courtney Love showed up
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.