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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know
"If your car is towed, it's cheaper to buy a
brand-new one than to pay the fines"
"Leave one relative back home to carry on the family name"
"You wouldn't believe how friendly some of the men
are in Greenwich Village"
"A cab from JFK to midtown should run you about $600"
"You can economize on hookers by purchasing the
weekly pass"
"Apparently the new "Spider-Man 2" movie is
out on video already"
"Learn these four words: "I didn't see nuthin'""
"The police get very angry when they catch you having
sex in their squad car"
"Don't put Ben-Gay on gunshot wounds"
"If you smoke in a bar Mayor Bloomberg will kick you
in the nuts"
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"The last parking space in Manhattan was taken in 1988"
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"Half of those Rockettes? Dudes."
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"No matter how irresistible it may smell, never lick
a pay-phone receiver"
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"On the third floor of the Met, you can totally see
pictures of naked chicks"
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"Put your garbage where it belongs - in the Hudson River"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
