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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, June 25, 2004
Top Ten Questions Ralph Nader Asked Potential Running Mates
Are you here because you lost a bet?
If I pick you, do you promise to vote for us?
In case anybody asks, can you think of a reason I'm running?
Are you sure you won't be intimidated by my dazzling charisma?
Wanna drop out of the race and go to Massachusetts to get hitched?
Is it okay if I pay you in grocery coupons?
Isn't this a step down for you, Mr. Gore?
Do you get nervous speaking in front of groups of 8 to 12 people?
Are you comfortable being the answer to a trivial pursuit question?
What's it like to be with a woman?
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Would you be willing to make a mockery of the election process?
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Got any sordid secrets that might give us the slightest
bit of publicity?
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In case I'm unable to fulfill my duties, can you deliver
the concession speech without me?
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Do you mind that our offices only have the generic cola?
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Mind taking off the "Kerry" button for the interview?
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
