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Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Top Ten Things Overheard In Line At The Clinton Book Signing
I've never been to a book signing at hooters before
Hey Gore, bring up some more books from the basement
Mr. President, do you know that woman under the table?
Could you make it out to Gennifer with a 'G'?
Look, Ken Starr...nah, I'm just messin' with you
This long line is the result of a vast right-wing conspiracy
Those aren't secret service agents - - those are Hillary's
people keeping an eye on him
He's a lot more bubbaish in person
How come they're moving all the good-looking women to the
front of the line?
I just pray he signs it with a pen
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The chapter on NAFTA was soooo hot
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Remember when the President didn't used to be a dumbass
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Think of how long this book would've been if he'd actually
done anything
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Uh-oh - - he's hitting on Noble's wife
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Anybody got a napkin? I don't want him to get french fry
grease on my copy
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
