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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Ken Griffey Jr.'s Mind As
He Hit His 500th Home Run presented by Ken Griffey, Jr.
"500 home runs! That entitles me to one free pizza
at any participating Pizza Hut"
"I owe it all to Dr. Phil"
"This is the time to debut my pantsless home run trot"
"Maybe this'll help me land an invitation to
commissioner Selig's Fourth of July party"
"I'm five percent of the way to 10,000 home runs!"
"Now I've gotta go on Ebay to buy the ball back"
"What a coincidence - - today's also the 500th time I
took a leak in Sean Casey's locker"
"Maybe with this I'll be named Cincinnati Reds
Employee of the Week"
"C'mon, hurry up! I wanna make the 7:20 showing of 'Dodgeball'"
"Anyone dumps Gatorade on me, I'm gonna pound 'em
with a fungo bat"
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Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
