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Thursday, June 17, 2004
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As A Cicada
"Give me 10 bucks or I'll suck out your fluids and
leave a dry husk"
"Any idea where I can find a hooker with 6 legs?"
"I'd flee the city if I were you - - several billion
of me are gonna be here in 20 minutes"
"You wouldn't believe what I can do with these extra arms"
"If you see that guy from Terminex, tell him I'm
gonna make him my bitch"
"Stop staring at my thorax"
"I'm starting to think the witness protection program
people don't know what they're doing"
"My exoskeleton would look really good on your
bedroom floor"
"Hey, you're the dude who tried to kill me with a
shoe 17 years ago"
"Nice cicadas"
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
